72 and sunny. Again. Sorry.

San Diego, minus the tourist traps.

The honest, slightly cheeky visitor’s guide. Where to go, what to skip, and where to park without crying.

Chonkers, the SaDiego author, in sunglasses holding a taco

Chonkers’ forecast

Sunny, with a chance of fish tacos.

“I swapped Pier 39 for San Diego. This is the guide I wish I’d had before visiting: what’s worth your time, what to skip, and how to get around.” — Chonkers

Worth-it rating: San DiegoDrop everything and go

Tacos rated

✦

Beaches ranked by vibe

✦

Traps exposed

✦

Parking tears avoided

Start here

Three doors. All of them lead somewhere better than the Gaslamp at 1am.

Hidden Spots

The places your hotel concierge forgot to mention.

Neighborhoods

Hipster, beachy, fancy or fish tacos. Pick your vibe.

Plan Your Trip

Cars, weather, where to sleep, and the truth about June Gloom.

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